"SPIKEY BUTT"... read on to understand...


I started seeing "Joanna" a few months ago, and let me just say, WE HIT IT OFF FROM DAY ONE!!! I would have never pegged her as "my type" until the first 5 minutes.  I swear this girl is my "CLIENT SOUL ANIMAL"... 

After about 4 or 5 appointments, she finally felt comfortable enough to tell me stories about her family!!

We got to talking about her family and her kids.. ( she has 2 I believe both are under 5 and boys!! Bless her heart!!) 

She said, "I never tell this story to ANYONE, because only MOTHERS would understand..."

I instantly was intrigued, yet sca-RED?!?!?! (I'm not a mother, yet she trusted me with this info)

Joanna began her story;

"I was relaxing at home ONE NIGHT and had my pajamas on.  My 3 year old comes to sit in my lap!  Now, MIND you, I wasn't wearing any underwear, and it had been a few days since I "waxed" down there... 

My son comes and sits on my lap! Remember,  she was wearing a night gown and no panties!! (of course she wasn't expecting her KID to sit between her legs...)

Suddenly, her son says to her, "mommy, I don't want to sit her anymore"

"Why baby?", said 'Joanna"..

"Cause I can feel you 'SPIKEY BUTT'"...

 

Take a second... 

 

NOW LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!!!

 

Thank you "Joanna" for sharing this story!! I laugh DAILY over it...

 

Mary

 

 

 


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